Subway is a way to a woman’s heart. He is one smooth man and a keeper.
Imagine if you could lose weight without getting off tumblr and every mile you scrolled on your dash was the equivalent of running one mile
I’d be like
It actually is possible, my friend was telling me about this organic extract that increases metabolism so you can literally lose weight without getting off tumblr
story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says
‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’
and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’
and she just stared at me for a moment and said
‘oh ok. ‘
and we just continued watching
and thats how i came out to my mother
Fucking A Star.
and whale jizz.
sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.